[Grovenet] Just trying to help out

[Steele, Mike]

Grovenuts...this has been a stimulating discussion on the election.
Thanks to one and all.  The country is faced with some big decisions.
Many people find the discussion confusing, daunting.  It causes
headaches for them.  So, perhaps we need a simpler way of sorting things
out for the voters.  So, here's my suggestion to help the American
electorate:

Using Cindy McCain's gorgeous Monday night outfit...probably pieced
together from each of the McCains' seven homes...a tough job, that...we
can divide the electorate into two groups...

[1]  Those who can afford her ensemble...

Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000
Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500
Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000
Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000-$25,000
Shoes, designer unknown: $600
Total: Between $299,100 and $313,100

[2]  Those who cannot.

The [1] group votes for the R ticket.  They deserve each other.

The [2] group votes for the D ticket.  They'll get along just fine.


--Mike