[Grovenet] Summary of Life

[David Morelli]

Or as a friend if fond of saying, "Life is short.  Eat desert first."

David

On Jun 28, 2009, at 10:41 AM, Alan Domenghini aka an OleHoss wrote:

> Got this from a cousion who lives down in Sico...
>
> Summary of Life
> GREAT  TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
> 1)  Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a  tree.
> 2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
> 3) Families  are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few  nuts.
> 4) Today's mighty oak is just  yesterday's nut that held its ground.
> 5)  Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on  the inside.
> 6) Middle age is when you choose  your cereal for the fiber, not the
>  toy.
> GREAT  TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
> 1)  Growing old is mandatory; growing up is  optional.
> 2) Forget the health food. I need  all the preservatives I can get.
> 3) When you  fall down, you wonder what else you can do while
>  you're down there.
> 4) You're getting old when  you get the same sensation from a rocking
> chair  that you once got from a roller coaster.
> 5)  It's frustrating when you know all the answers  but nobody
> bothers to ask you the  questions.
> 6) Time may be a great healer, but  it's a lousy beautician.
> 7) Wisdom comes with  age, but sometimes age comes alone.
> GREAT  TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE  LEARNED:
> 1)  No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize  cats.
> 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad,  don't let her brush your hair.
> 3) If your  sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always  catch
> the second person.
> 4) Never ask your  3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
> 5) You  can't trust dogs to watch your food.
> 6) Don't  sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
> 7)  Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same  time.
> 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli  in a glass of milk.
> 9) Don't wear polk a-dot  underwear under white shorts.
> 10) The best  place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's  lap.
> THE  FOUR STAGES OF  LIFE:
> 1)  You believe in Santa  Claus.
> 2) You don't  believe in Santa  Claus.
> 3) You are Santa Claus.
> 4)  You look like Santa  Claus.
> SUCCESS the True Definition:
> At  age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your  pants.
> At age 12 success is . . . Having  friends.
> At age 17 success is . .    Having a driver's license.
> At age 35 success  is . . . Having money.
> At age 50 success is .  . . Having money.
> At age 70 success is . . .  Having a drivers license.
> At age 75 success  is . . .. Having friends.
> At age 80 success  is . . . Not piddling in your  pants.
> Always remember to  forget the troubles that pass your  way; BUT
> NEVERforget the blessings  that come each day.
> Have  a wonderful day with many ! *smiles*
>
> Take  the time to live!!!
> Life is too  short.
> Dance naked. Woo-hoo!
>
>
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