[Grovenet] Summary of Life

[Katie Allnutt]

Perhaps as grovenuts we should change it to, 'Life is short. Eat  
salmon from Martha first.'

It was very yummy.

Katie

On Jun 28, 2009, at 8:15 PM, David Morelli wrote:

> Or as a friend if fond of saying, "Life is short.  Eat desert first."
>
> David
>
> On Jun 28, 2009, at 10:41 AM, Alan Domenghini aka an OleHoss wrote:
>
>> Got this from a cousion who lives down in Sico...
>>
>> Summary of Life
>> GREAT  TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
>> 1)  Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a  tree.
>> 2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
>> 3) Families  are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few  nuts.
>> 4) Today's mighty oak is just  yesterday's nut that held its ground.
>> 5)  Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on  the inside.
>> 6) Middle age is when you choose  your cereal for the fiber, not the
>>  toy.
>> GREAT  TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
>> 1)  Growing old is mandatory; growing up is  optional.
>> 2) Forget the health food. I need  all the preservatives I can get.
>> 3) When you  fall down, you wonder what else you can do while
>>  you're down there.
>> 4) You're getting old when  you get the same sensation from a rocking
>> chair  that you once got from a roller coaster.
>> 5)  It's frustrating when you know all the answers  but nobody
>> bothers to ask you the  questions.
>> 6) Time may be a great healer, but  it's a lousy beautician.
>> 7) Wisdom comes with  age, but sometimes age comes alone.
>> GREAT  TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE  LEARNED:
>> 1)  No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize  cats.
>> 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad,  don't let her brush your hair.
>> 3) If your  sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always  catch
>> the second person.
>> 4) Never ask your  3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
>> 5) You  can't trust dogs to watch your food.
>> 6) Don't  sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
>> 7)  Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same  time.
>> 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli  in a glass of milk.
>> 9) Don't wear polk a-dot  underwear under white shorts.
>> 10) The best  place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's  lap.
>> THE  FOUR STAGES OF  LIFE:
>> 1)  You believe in Santa  Claus.
>> 2) You don't  believe in Santa  Claus.
>> 3) You are Santa Claus.
>> 4)  You look like Santa  Claus.
>> SUCCESS the True Definition:
>> At  age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your  pants.
>> At age 12 success is . . . Having  friends.
>> At age 17 success is . .    Having a driver's license.
>> At age 35 success  is . . . Having money.
>> At age 50 success is .  . . Having money.
>> At age 70 success is . . .  Having a drivers license.
>> At age 75 success  is . . .. Having friends.
>> At age 80 success  is . . . Not piddling in your  pants.
>> Always remember to  forget the troubles that pass your  way; BUT
>> NEVERforget the blessings  that come each day.
>> Have  a wonderful day with many ! *smiles*
>>
>> Take  the time to live!!!
>> Life is too  short.
>> Dance naked. Woo-hoo!
>>
>>
>> _______________________________________________
>> GroveNet mailing list
>> GroveNet at rdrop.com
>> http://www.rdrop.com/mailman/listinfo/grovenet
>
> _______________________________________________
> GroveNet mailing list
> GroveNet at rdrop.com
> http://www.rdrop.com/mailman/listinfo/grovenet