[Grovenet] This is funny!

[David Morelli]

I got two items in today e-mail, and there seems to be a thread.

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On Mar 4, 2009, at 10:54 AM, Katie Allnutt wrote:

Here is another funny story from Politico:
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Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa), the prime sponsor, writes:

By virtually every measure, thanks to his adoption of the surge   
strategy, President Bush left office having secured victory in Iraq.   
This victory, however, may be squandered if President Obama  
withdraws  American forces too hastily. In an effort to avoid this,  
this  resolution outlines the path that we have followed to victory and
calls upon President Obama to maintain this hard-won victory. This   
resolution is intended to send an important message to President   
Obama – that history will judge him harshly should he choose to   
snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

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Lone Ranger and Tonto Went Camping

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got  
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, "Kemo Sabe,  
look at sky. What you see?"

The Lone Ranger replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger pondered for a minute and then said,
  "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of  
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the  
morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and  
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo patties. It mean someone stole tent!"

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David