A SMALL PRAYER...Dear God, Santa Claus, Allah, Buddha, (insert respective deity here)
I've been a good boy, for the most part. I try to do the right thing most of the time, I give to homeless people and I usually clean my plate. My room is a little messy, but I'll remedy that if it's an issue. I'm kind to animals and children, and I feel really guilty every time I curse or watch a dirty movie. (Ok, I feel guilty about the cursing.)
Please, please send me a 955i. I have realized with great certainty that I will die if I don't get one of these, and I presently do not have the money for one and won't for some time. So, please, exercise some of that supernatural power that you wield and I promise to observe all of your holy days in sincere demonstration, by riding wheelies up and down the street and dragging my knee like a massive poser. This is my destiny, so I leave it to you. Please help,
-Billy, Imperial Grandmaster of All Things Funky.
posted on 5:16:41 PM