I would appreciate it if children visiting my page
would click here only. Or have your parents preview and approve the rest of my page before viewing it, please.

this page is all about my secrets. you've been warned.

Be sure to experience the awe and mystery that is
my Choose Your Own Victorian Adventure! story

i know these really charming teengirl urchins named amee and robin and jessica. check them out if you dare.

hear all my horrible young sex stories or other less pleasant childhood memories.

or about the crush i had on this girl named lenora in my calculus class. here is an easy way to remember pi. well, it works for me anyway. heres a list of the girls on tv i like. and a couple more .

i have this strange sexual fixation concerning Nazis. serves me right for reading _The Pink Swastica_, by Scott Lively of the OCA. i wrote some erotica, just to get it out of my system, that i like to call anne frank's erotic adventures in naziland. oh, and here's another quick little erotica i wrote about another jewish girl you may recognise.

i like to IRC. i've been on since almost the beginning - remember when 200 users seemed like a lot? when you did a /list to see which channels were up? when a /names was a way to see who was on? those days are certainly over, but it's still easy to find netsex. if you want to know what i think about ethics on IRC, see my IRC bill of rights. and of course, a list of my irc heroes.

update: actually, im on irc holiday indefinately. now im spending time in the gym instead, working out.

as a diversion, ive been known to create decks of trading cards. so far, ive done the following decks: "kennedy assassination trading cards", "jfk epiconspiracy tarot cards", "fun loving terrorists trading cards", and my all-time favorite "sexy minds of science trading cards". mmmm, sexy minds of science. write to me if you are interested in receiving complimentary deck(s). here's some silly text filters i once wrote, and some amusing results thereof.

check out my lame VRML world here.

what's the difference between rap music and the perl programming language?

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