Subject: stephanie on the camel book

"What a boring book!" - Stephanie, glancing through _Programming perl_
"No it isn't." - me, in its defense
"Yes it is. There's no teenage sex." - her, hopelessly naive
"You call sleep() with little $Heather as an argument - "  me, hot for Heather
"There'd be an argument alright" - her, interrupting
" - and it returns the number of seconds actually slept." - me, finishing
"Which in yer case would be pretty damned close to zero."
"I rest my case."