i enjoy seeing the following females on TV:

the girl from Dee-Lite, I think she's really hot in a 'love-organic-magic-mushroom' way

the girls of the sunny delight advertisements. ever notice they have minimalist shirts, especially in the ad that cuts between bikini-clad teenage girls swimming and a teengirl in a half-shirt opening the refrigerater, smiling, and giving the viewer a nice gratuitous cleavage shot

the negro woman from the jenny craig advertisement who's catchline was 'i was FAT!' no you werent, hon, you were FINE - but only in the "Before" picture - i dislike her in the secondary and tertiary shots where jenny craig herself visits her and they bond

that negro woman who hosts sound fX on the f/X channel, the only reason i ever watch the show is to see what she's wearing. she's stylin.

the girl who plays Victoria on the young and the restless, who i like to call "little fat-face", cause her face used to be kinda fat

jenny garth, best known for playing Kelly on beverly hills 90210 i especially liked her in that one episode which i like to call 'blondie on the beach in bikini an awful lot'

the girl who plays the youngest daughter, Ashley, on fresh prince of bel-aire

Tootie on old episodes of the facts of life

the black girl from saved by the bell

that red-headed racist hateful girl who used to be on the jerry springer show a lot with her racist seperatist father - she was cute when angry

the blonde russian girl on the captain planet and the planeteers cartoon, who said 'WIND!' a lot. especially in shorts.

that redhead girl, daphne, on scooby-doo

chilli from TLC in that video for 'what about your friends' where she's wearing pajamas

the y o ungest daughter, P e n n y, on lost in space

the girls of the "hanes her way" underwear commercials. as the song says 'mmmm, girl, i hardly recognise you, there's something about you, exciting and new, maybe its the fact that all yer wearing is cute panties and undietops'

holly from land of the lost

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by popular demand, here is a list of males i like to see on tv, as equal time for the girls list

i enjoy seeing the following males on TV:

the Hitchhiker - nice ass

Agent Mulder from the X-Files - tho I never seem to actually watch it

that guy (joel) from Mystery Science Theater 3000 - ditto

the guy from "Profit", even tho i really hate myself for it