They are just bovine! Milk 'em for what they're worth, but please don't udder any complaints if you think this is a moot idea.
- ERIC -
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Cow Cow laden Same cow Betty Ford-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
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(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
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Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
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(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
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Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
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Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the sh*t
sh*t sh*t kicked out of her
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Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
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American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
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Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
Arriving at RIT After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
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(OO) (@@) (xx)
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Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
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(oo) ( Meet our great leader! )
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This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
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Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
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The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
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This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
Well, first of all, there are theme parks and historic sites:
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(oo) (oo)
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Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
There's the fun and warmth of the southwest:
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Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu
For those who believe in Winter Wonderland's, the Rockies present
excitement galore:
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Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen
Disclaimer: If these have offended anyone, I apologize, not whole-heartedly,
but I do apologize. I mean, what do you expect from a bunch
of cows???
One more for you...
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This cow plays bagpipes.
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