Me
Bowing to extreme pressures from multiple factions,
I have replaced the original picture of myself with this
new one. If you would like to see the original
"Really Underappreciated Photo", click here .

Click >> here << to see what the Oregon Department of Motor Vehicles thinks I look like!

Click >> here << to see what my Orthodontist thinks I look like! 
My fans think I look like this...
Here's Me and my buddy Carl !

[Ooo, get me out of here ]