Shucking and Saving

A Pomo Analysis

Consider Corn Husker's Lotion, a commonly available hand lotion. It is water-based, unlike other skin cremes such as sun tan lotion. Being water-based, it can be used safely with condoms. Thus it can have a role in disease prevention, endowing it in these dangerous times with the power of salvation. In contemporary culture, salvation is the domain of Jesus Christ, the Christian savior. Catholics, a Christian sect, believe in the doctrine of transubstantiation, wherein the host and wine become the actual flesh and blood of Jesus. Likewise, Corn Husker's has a similar transformative power, containing the potential of disease inherent in bodily fluids (when used with a condom, of course).

See how easy that was? From Corn Husker's to the flesh and blood of Jesus. And I didn't even go into any riffs on hands. It's easy for this boho homo mofo to write pomo mojo!

Of course, you shouldn't take my word for the safety of Corn Husker's when used with condoms. I'm not an expert, and haven't done tests. Go get some real safe sex information.

Last updated 2 June 2000
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