From:
To: jsexton
Subject: FW:       (Fwd) Boss humor
Date: Monday, November 25, 1996 10:07AM

>1   Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these
>
>     meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".
>
>2    Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I
>was
>     going to blame it on you."
>
>3    A motivational sign at work: The beatings will continue until
>morale
>     improves.
>
>4    A direct quote from the Boss: "We passed over a lot of good people
>to
>     get the ones we hired."
>
>5   My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because it's
>     unfamiliar territory.
>
>6    My Boss said to me " What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a
>     protective barrier.
>
>7   My Boss needs a surge protector. That way her mouth would be
>buffered
>     from surprise spikes in her brain.
>
>8   I thought my Boss was a bastard, and quit, to work for myself.  My
>new
>     Boss is a bastard, too ... but at least I respect him.
>4    A direct quote from the Boss: "We passed over a lot of good people
>to
>     get the ones we hired."
>
>5   My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because it's
>     unfamiliar territory.
>
>6    My Boss said to me " What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a
>     protective barrier.
>
>7   My Boss needs a surge protector. That way her mouth would be
>buffered
>     from surprise spikes in her brain.
>
>8   I thought my Boss was a bastard, and quit, to work for myself.  My
>new
>     Boss is a bastard, too ... but at least I respect him.
>
>9   He's given automobile accident victims new hope for recovery. He
>     walks, talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the
>benefit
>     of a SPINE.
>
>10  Some people climb the ladder of success. My Boss walked under it.
>
>11 Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he
>
>      created to find a solution: " I'm sorry if I ever gave you the
>      impression your input would have any effect on my decision for
>the
>      outcome of this project!"
>
>12 HR Manager to job candidate "I see you've had no computer training.
>      Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're
>
>      under-qualified for our entry level positions."
>
>13 Quote from telephone inquiry "We're only hiring one summer intern
>this
>      year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position
>
>      until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes.

    

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