Advice From Kids

Date:    Tue, 21 Dec 1999 07:35:43 PST
To:      jsexton
Subject: Wise Advice From Kids

 Wise Advice From Kids

  1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
  2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer
  him. - Michael, 14
  3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
  4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
  5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
  6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
  7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to - Emily, 10
  8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -
  Taylia, 11
  9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your
  school assignment. - Traci, 14
  10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
  * Mitchell, 12
  11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
  * Andrew, 9
  12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. -
  Kyoyo, 9
  13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
  * Armir, 9
  14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie,11
  15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
  * Naomi, 15
  16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
  17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
  * Joel, 10
  18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when
  she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
  19. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8


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