X-Factor

I'm a complex polynomial with no real roots
I've always got a gun and if you look I'll shoot
Life's a bung hole and I don't care
Little babies scream when I pull their hair

Chorus:
Blam! Blam! Blam!
You look at me, you're dead
Blam! Blam! Blam!
Six bullets in your head

The psycho ward gave up on me
I've got sixteen strains of VD
Vietnam was a good time
Playing Frisbee with land mines

Some people say I'm a psychopath
Others tell me to take a bath

Vienna Sausage

Vienna Sausage I'd like to be
Vienna Sausage no eyes to see
Vienna Sausage got no sex life
Vienna Sausage no famine, war or strife

They've got it easy, can't you see
Let's all be sausages, shall we?

Vienna Sausage live in a can
Vienna Sausage die in the pan
Vienna Sausage have lots of friends
Vienna Sausage got flat ends

Oh I don't think I'd like that life
Vienna Sausage sure tastes awful


Body Bag

Green plastic bag pulled up over your face
You fought so goddamn well you're no disgrace
You put those gooks right back into their place
But then you slipped up and lost half your face

You're in a Body Bag
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Back home they all thought you were a neat guy
You were as American as mom's apple pie
But that big green plane flew you cross the sky
Never to come back 'cause you're over here to die!

Zip up the Body Bag
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Green plastic bag pulled up over your face
You fought so goddamn well you're no disgrace
But you fucked up and you lost half your face
Here comes the sarge to put you in your place

That's in a Body Bag


MACH-INE MEN

De MACH-INE MEN in underground holes
De MACH-INE MEN all look like moles
De MACH-INE MEN come out at night
De MACH-INE MEN give me a fright

De MACH-INE MEN 
De MACH-INE MEN 
We are very matching matching
We are MACH-INE MEN 

De MACH-INE MEN all like TV
De MACH-INE MEN say nothing is free
De MACH-INE MEN break down the doors
De MACH-INE MEN are terrible bores

De MACH-INE MEN play rough games
De MACH-INE MEN don't like their names
De MACH-INE MEN get de new cars
De MACH-INE MEN can't see the stars


Our Love is Painful

I love you like no other
I want to smother you in melted butter
There is freedom in a love like ours
It's as big as the Moon the Sun and the Stars

but there's times when you make me pissed
I want to tie you up and slash your wrists
And there's times when you make my blood boil
And I want to make you crispy in Wesson Oil

Yet I love you, you know it's true
When I'm not with you my heart turns blue
You reek of flowers and look so fair
Your soft white skin and auburn hair

But there's times when I'm in a rage
I want to throw you in a lion's cage
And there's times when I wish you'd die
I want to rape you and make you cry


In the Void

As you near her
You feel drained of life
She alters
Your axis of perspective

Oh I can't help it
I can only focus on the void
I cannot believe it
There is no abstract thought

In the void

I can only face towards it
It's got me on a hook
I must move my spirit elsewhere

Oh it's too late for me
What?
What was that about goldfish?
Oh I'm lost in the void
Where there is no escape

In the void

I'm a Punk

I've got breath like death
And drink beer all day
Good people put me down
Never listen to what I say

I cut myself for fun
Stick pins through my eyes
If I fight you'd better run
Mister don't you hear my lies

I'm a Punk
I'm a Punk
I'm a Punk
And that's good enough for me

Stoning's too good for me
I like to shoot up junk
You can have your hippes and your mods
Cause I'm a punk


Latex

Gimme a beer
I ain't got no fear
Don't try to look past the surface
Gimme a club
Don't talk about love
Cause I ain't got no purpose

Wackety wack Wackety wack
Wackety wack Wackety wack

Banged a chick
I poked her real quick
Don't try to look past the surface
Gimme a fix
I shoot up for kicks
'Cause I ain't got no purpose

Wackety wack Wackety wack
Wackety wack Wackety wack