Life on Mars
Since the dawn of the age of enlightenment, man has dreamed of making contact with creatures from the great beyond. Early on, Mars became a favorite subject of scientific study because of its obvious life potential. It has an atmosphere. It experiences seasonal variations.
I believe the time has come that we can now put away idle speculation and witness firsthand startling and spectacular data that is currently being repressed by the technocrats, no doubt with great pressure from the government, data that confirms not only the 'obvious life potential,' but that actually leaps beyond our wildest imagination to confirm a fact that many already acknowledge -- THERE IS LIFE ON MARS. This unbelievable fact can be proved with a single image downloaded directly from the Mars Pathfinder, an image captured before it could be censored by the ultra secret governmental agency in charge of repressing the knowledge of extra-terrestrial life.
HOW THE IMAGE WAS ACQUIRED...
I have been developing, at great personal expense, a receiver capable of intercepting transmissions from various space exploration missions. In order not to arouse suspicion, the satellite receiver dish must be kept to a minimum size. This would seem to put me at an extreme disadvantage technologically, especially given the very weak signals emitted from power conscious long term mission equipment.
To overcome this disadvantage I have developed a trinary logic system for digitizing the incoming signal from the space ship. This signal is then combined with a signal derived from another dish pointed into deep space. This dish is tuned to resonate with the very faint but unmistakable signal still echoing through the universe from the Big Bang a couple of gazillion years ago. This signal, digitized in binary, is then merged with the trinary signal image from the space ship. The deep space signal is then used to resolve ambiguous values in the signal being analyzed. This circuitry, which I call a Dyna-Static Tri-linear Accelerator, allows me to receive extremely high quality transmissions utilizing a dish with a diameter of only 18 inches!
OK, so What About the Image?...
This image is a raw, unretouched image received directly from the Mars Pathfinder Observatory. I also have a copy of the exact same image as released by the technocratic governmentally impaired scientific puppets at the National Air and Space Institute that controls all this stuff. I am releasing this information to the public at great peril to my personal reputation. Some will not believe what is contained in this image. Some may write it off as a complete and total hoax. I can only assure you -- Pictures Don't Lie!!!
So, without further ado - here it is - THE PICTURE